IT’S NOT NATURAL
you could say it’s un-natural
YOU HAD ONE JOB
- Gf: babe come over
- Me: I'm eating garlic bread
- Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
- Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
This is why I’m a winter child.
Shots fired.. at EVERYONE
Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me
Travel makes one modest. You see what a tiny place you occupy in the world.
Gustave Flaubert (via cityandcolourblind)
"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"